The 80s are long gone, and you missed out. You were only 3 years old when those goofy sunglasses were considered cool. But try as you might, you can’t bring ‘em back into fashion. What’s next, the Michael Jackson jacket with all the zippers?!

Kanye, you’re a producer. You’re not a fashion icon. You’re not political. You’re not even educated. Do what you do best, and leave everything else behind.

Douchebag.